Tim has never

… been to a professional football match.

… dyed his hair.

… grown a beard.

… paid to get into a night club.

… been a Scout.

… done a paper round.

… owned a car.

… smoked anything.

… been skiing.

… been to Paris.

… been to Ireland.

… seen Gladiator, or Casablanca, or Big Brother.

… witnessed a total solar eclipse without it being cloudy.

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