Tim has

… milked a cow.

… seen 100,000 yellow plastic ducks thrown into a river in aid of charity.

… had a phone call cut off at 32,768 seconds (just over 9 hours) due to suspected integer overflow.

… danced a welly-boot dance … backwards.

… learnt “My turtle has red shoes” in Swedish Sign Language.

… visited all stations on and within the Circle Line on the London Underground in 2 hours and 1 minute.

… danced the cha-cha with a Romanian on a hill at 3.00 am during a total lunar eclipse.

… a brother who is a unicyclist and was on page 88 in the 2010 Guinness Book of Records.

… done a 27-mile all-night walk on the South West Coast Path, without it even occurring to him to get sponsored for it.

… been in a sixth form consisting of 9 people.

… eaten a buffet breakfast in the World Trade Center Hotel in Dubai.

… flown to Poland on a bright pink plane with ‘WIZZ!’ written on it in large letters.

… crossed the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco five times, but never seen it.

… attended an introductory workshop about the Web in 1998, and concluded it wasn’t for him.

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