Don’t be fooled by his ordinary name. Bob can learn seventeen new TLAs (“three-letter acronyms”) before breakfast, cope with a major paradigm shift at least once every six months, identify Comic Sans from twenty paces, and spot the odd one out between cleaning products Ajax, Flash and bleach (only the latter works without Javascript or plugins enabled).
When Bob isn’t simultaneously answering his iPhone, Blackberry, Galaxy and iPad, shooting flaming arrows at Internet Explorer 6 evangelists, creating cookies in both the oven and the browser, tripping over accessibility hazards, holding peace talks between major world powers whose names both have five letters and begin with A, or crafting works of art worthy of New York, Paris and London, he is also a friendly, sociable guy who quite likes a game of tennis now and then.
You see, Bob has chosen the simple life. Bob is a web designer.